A Hard Place

July 21, 2010 by Melody J Haislip 8 Comments

For those of you who are interested, I am perfectly satisfied with the size of my male member since, in my case, the male member could refer to either of my two cats. I can with all honesty say I wouldn’t want either of them to be any larger. Would that there were some way to share this information with the rest of the world, so that I would no longer be besieged with offers to increase my size and/or performance. I am no longer the size I once was, but nor do I want to be any bigger, and it is my nature always to turn in the best performance of which I’m capable, no matter what the situation.

You’d think that my very feminine name might suggest, even to these mental midgets, that offers of cheap Viagra, or introductory deals on ExtenZe, might fall on unresponsive ears. Norton has cut the porn emails to zero, but I’m not sure how to block this type of misdirected advertising. Cialis, of the bathtub-in-the-woods commercials, continues to remind me that their product can help me to be ready “whenever the moment is right”. As I recall, before prescription drugs became so readily available, there used to be a pretty hard-to-ignore signal that said it all. “I’m breathing, you’re breathing…the moment is right!” Forgive me for being skeptical about taking advice or medication from a company that depicts the people who use their product ending up naked in the woods in separate cold porcelain bathtubs. I’m not an engineer, but I can tell you when something’s not going to work. If anyone can help me resolve this perplexing issue, it would be appreciated.

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