Some I will convince
Against their will
And others will know
From the first
I am right and
My cause is just
If my followers flag
I will quote from
The Bible or blame
The Muslims with
Their Sharia law
Forget we’ve all
Been warned that
The devil can quote
Scripture too
And remember it has
Always been this way
(Or at least since we
Changed the rules
Last week)
For your very own good
We are here to destroy
Your government and
All your ‘entitlements’ too
I promise you’ll be
Grateful in the end
So pay no attention
To the deep dark
Shadows that I cast
(And thank you for
Your generous donation
On your way out)
(Originally published October 31, 2013, but I thought it could stand another airing)