I lie Ihere on my back
Helpless as any tipped
Over turtle
My mouth full of dental
Instrumentation
My goggles protective
Bespattered with water
And small bits of plaque
The pretty young Dental
Assistant is almost
Unrecognizable
Masked, gowned and
Gloved
Her microscope eyes
Probe the innermost
Recesses of my
Gaping jaws
I catch a glimpse of
Myself in the
Overhead light
Vulnerable and drooling
Onto my blue paper
Shield
Grunting responses
Which luckily she
Understands
Though it’s not very
Pretty to witness
The dentist is happy
My smile is agleam
I have a new toothbrush
And four months from
Now I’ll be back
To do it all over again
Remember folks
Ignore your teeth
And they’ll go away